I apologise deeply to all the fans

Look at the name on the front page:

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It’s the same as the name on all the hatemail. Also, the SIA sale is crap. I don’t know what I’m doing right, but I have been having a great month at work.
Also, stinkers remind me of when I was writing a column at my first job, as copy editor for Computer Gaming World.
Good times. Sniff.