There is a game we play at our house. An elaborate scenario, one question and two options that are so bad that you can’t choose. But choose you must. For this is Stupid Question Time:
You have died and gone to hell (Oh, you’re surprised?). Your personal hell is a stuck elevator, and you get to choose the song that will be played for all eternity. Your options are:
Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On (andonandonandon)
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you by Glenn Medeiros
You are about to get the biggest movie break of you life. It will make you an instant star and if you refuse, the mob will kill your family. But you have to sleep with either of these. Who will it be?
Someone came here looking for the ‘nation with bigger penis.’ Hi! Glad to meet you. Do I make you jealous?