Me: I have nothing to post
TB: We’ll make up a post
TB: I’ll give you some quotable quotes. With the amount I speak, I’m bound to say something stupid sooner or later. Then you can make a post about it.
Me: [starts typing]
TB: That’s just cheating.
I’m really sorry. I know this is not interesting in the least bit, but it’s the last stretch and I’m gasping for air.