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Three totally awesome alternative careers

Sea of Galilee

1. Horticulturist on the banks of the Sea of Galilee

2. Cigarette-smoking-woman with dog and painted eyebrows in flea market. Sells vintage hats. Blows smoke in your face if you haggle.

3. Professional Dumb Charade player

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Totally awesome bargain line
Oh c’mon. Give me discount. I’m beautiful.

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Totally awesome pick-up line
Let us be lovers. We’ll marry our fortunes together

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