Three totally awesome alternative careers
1. Horticulturist on the banks of the Sea of Galilee
2. Cigarette-smoking-woman with dog and painted eyebrows in flea market. Sells vintage hats. Blows smoke in your face if you haggle.
3. Professional Dumb Charade player
Totally awesome bargain line
Oh c’mon. Give me discount. I’m beautiful.
Totally awesome pick-up line
Let us be lovers. We’ll marry our fortunes together