A post! A post! Almost…

Proof that I don’t exaggerate about merlin’s memory

merlin: what’s the name of that guy who just got married in goa?
jdm walla
tatya: sumod?
ronnie?
karan!
merlin: nahin re. head of labs
apna dost!
oh come on!
tatya: Veer?
Hakim Badshah?
Umesh?
merlin: veer!? wtf
i am going to kill you
he is currently at labs
just got married
oh man
tatya: labs?
What labs?
merlin: digit labs
tatya: Ronnie?
merlin: digit
tatya: Sanket
merlin: HAHN!
tatya: OMFG
SANKET
merlin: fuck fuck fuck
tatya: AND IT’S TEST CENTRE
merlin: wohi toh!
veer it seems
useless
tatya: I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D FORGET THIS NAME
merlin: FULL OF SURPRISES! ADVENTURE AWAITS!

Sanket is merlin’s only friend from college. And now he has none.

And that isn’t the only stimulating conversation I’ve had lately. I spent a good few minutes trying to decipher what Jaison was trying to say when he sent me this in the subject line:

rh2 for sale sec 7 55lakhs pick twein city times or vashi times one of the two

And nothing in the body of the mail. And then I spent a few minutes banging my head on the table and forming a reply in my mind exalting the many virtues of a full stop.

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4 thoughts on “A post! A post! Almost…

  1. row house for sale (or two), sector 7, for 55 lakhs, pick up city times or vashi times where it is advertised? sheesh. do i have to do everything for you

  2. hmph. gaon ka paper. kiski behen ne kiske bhaes se shaadi ki…

    i thought he meant ‘tween, as in either of the two

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