Geek 1: You know what would be cool? A black keyboard
Geek 2: Dude, they already have those
Geek 1: No, I mean like all black. Dark and gothic like
Geek 2: How are you supposed to type if you can’t see?
Geek 1: Only losers do that. This is for UBER GEEKS!
Geek 2: May be we should put like a switch on it
Geek 1: Naah, that’ll be too easy. We should put the option in the software
Geek 2: Who’d buy that?
MERLIN WOULD. RETARD.