A colleague shot with Milind Soman while he was exercising and together, we sighed about the shortness of his shorts, the meatiness of his thigh and the allure of his greying hair. It’s the closest I have come to understanding Baywatch.
At a particular shot, we stopped, peered and discussed if that was his *chaddi. Indeed it was. And it was red.
So thrilled I was by this close sexual encounter that my IM status message said: Tatya has looked up Milind’s shorts.
And then Madhu Sapre came online.
*Underwear. Only more bhangya.