A colleague shot with Milind Soman while he was exercising and together, we sighed about the shortness of his shorts, the meatiness of his thigh and the allure of his greying hair. It’s the closest I have come to understanding Baywatch.
At a particular shot, we stopped, peered and discussed if that was his *chaddi. Indeed it was. And it was red.
So thrilled I was by this close sexual encounter that my IM status message said: Tatya has looked up Milind’s shorts.
And then Madhu Sapre came online.
*Underwear. Only more bhangya.
Educated Tatya 
Are you kidding?
Not even! I interviewed her through e-mail and Gmail added her to my chat list.
Unless you were asking about the chadds. I’ll send you pics of that if you like!
Damn I want a peek too!
All I can say to Mr. Soman is, “Though every one is free to live his own life in his own way. But it doesn’t look descent to expose yourself in public”, a wise person once said.
G
G: I like him undescent!
Disengage: Want photu?
I had a crush on a guy once who I thought looked like Milind Soman… sigh!!