Brown spiders are poisonous. They crawl into your ears when you are asleep and walk into your brain. Then you have fits and die.
— my brother, age 7
Kid pinches out cobweb on Sunday in India. Second kid (in Hindi): Uh-oh. Now Spider-Man will come out of the TV at 6 and take badla.
First kid: Or he won’t come cause I’ve destroyed his home and he’ll have to rebuild it.
— age 6-8
Cobwebs have antiseptic powers. You can pick them and apply to wounds.
— merlin, age Now.
The soup recipe calls for one cobweb, to make us invisible
— Payal, age 8
Spiders remember who swept their homes away and crawl into their ears at night
— probably my brother
Be careful around webs; you could get stuck in them and then the spider will suck your blood and turn into a vampire.
— Anand, age 8
Unless you say god’s name as you pass by
— his sister, two seconds later
“god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, dog, dog, dog”
— all of us