Go be a gaysi

I have a guest post up at Gaysi Family (procrastinating here lost its thrills so I decided to go do it someplace more colourful).
For the record, the original title was: Why I want to be a lesbian. But the Chief Editor there likes to plug her own terms. A tyrant, that one. Probably because of that school she went to.

When I read about meals prepared with love-notes, kisses stolen in changing rooms and shopping dates, it leaves me wistful.
Mind you, so does the knowledge that another woman has been sleeping with Hugh Jackman for more than 12 years.