A Christmas carol

We’re debating the logistics of Santa. Age 8 or 9. We know he happens only to Christian kids, but we’re arguing anyway.

Me: Toy stores take turns being Santa. Like Dadabhai or Novelty. You have to be members and then the store sends your parents the toys which they give to you. That’s why the presents are the same you see in stores.

KG: Santa is a spirit… like Mickey.