Sometimes, I feel really sad that farting isn’t socially acceptable. Is there anything more satisfying than the hydraulic- release of the gases from your intestine? The curiosity and amazement of how long and rumbling it can be and the satisfaction of a caved in stomach? The relief of letting out a small, irksome bubble with a pop? And the glee of releasing a silent but noxious soldier? And above all, the laughter! Is there anything funnier than the sound of a fart?
Why can’t we treat it like a sneeze or cough, and just say “bless you” and continue the conversation? Let’s sympathize with, “Cabbage huh? You should have smelled the ones I let out last week. Ruined the paint.”
Raise a thigh if you agree.
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Thigh raised! I would have even ripped out a loud one in solidarity if I hadn’t just been to the loo. But I’m “fratting” with you in spirit, or should I say gases 😉
random person following your blog..this is the post that resonates most with me!people need to change their views on farting!though after four years some of my room mates have started recognizing individual farts!
One thigh up!
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/03/01/the-art-of-passing-gas/
hah hah, one more thigh up….