I was going to post here every day this month, but I’m already 10 days late. But… I am the boss of me (at least two hours a day) so let’s do this shit.
I’m going to post one thing I’m thankful for, every day, just to learn to stop and be grateful. However, that’s tomorrow. Today, we still have time for some random shit.
1. How cool is a MARD tattoo in Gothic font across the chest? Or Mard = No Dard.
2. Does Kevin go to the barber with a picture of Jesus and say, “Aisa katna?” He’s just a slob like one of us. If god was one of us, would he stay in Marol?
3. Remember the face-off between Vinod Khanna and Amitabh Bachchan in Anthonywadi in Amar Akbar Anthony? Imagine it being re-enacted by penises. One large and thick, the other a peanut. With expression drawn in pen.
4. I want to greet a man with, “And how’s your little one?”
5. Exhuboob is a great name for bouncy boobs.