At Kurla, the Second Class Gents compartment is packed like Rakhi Sawant’s blouse. A fight breaks out between two strap hangers, and the amalgamated crowd rocks back and forth. People shout.
“Bas kar maadarchoddo, koi gir jayega”
“Aee! Aee! Band karo!”
“Akal nai hai kya tum logo ko?!”
“Shhh! Shhh! Hurr! Hurr!”
“Maar, Amitabh Bachchan, maar”
Educated Tatya 
Heh! Love the analogy. Not having actually travelled in that partiular train, feels as though I was just in it!
Keep updating please!
Lol. I wish there was a “nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…” too.