Shall we switch on the fan tonight?
No! You can put it on if you want my legs to cramp all through the night…
No, it’s okay. I will sacrifice for you.
…and then in the morning we will have to amputate both my legs. And then you will have to carry me piggy-back to beg at signals. And I am 67 kilos. Though I think I’ll lose at least 10 kilos if both my legs go. Hai na?
Easily. And then you’ll die of gangrene and I will pull a handcart for a living.
You won’t go back to being a technology journalist after I die?