What would it be like if my friends wrote porn, or starred in porn, or were porn. or induced porn.
Jaison: She looked like the perfect plate of spaghetti — well sauced, with a bit of bite and the right kind of meatballs. He attacked her with gusto.
Merlin: He knew where the right button was but wanted to see what the other ones did first.
N: There was only one way to stop N’s whining.
Educated Tatya 
I love how you write. I also love how look into the camera. (this comment seems to have hit a stalker-porn vibe, which is totally not what I am going for).
Thanks Kalpana. You could totally be my stalker with a camera.