Fuck man, it’s such a boring day.
Ya man. Why is it so boring today?
Is it because the weather is so great outside and we’re stuck inside?
Ya man, it’s so great outside.
Who do I have to sleep with to have this weather every day of my life in Bombay?
Zeus!
Zeus? Why Zeus? Doesn’t he wield a thunderbolt?
Ya, but you should sleep with Zeus man.
Zeus sleeps with everybody.
Ya, but you should sleep with him and get a child and then he’ll be like a demi-god and everything.
And he’ll have an epic written about him?
Ya!
I can be in a play? They’ll be a play written about me?
So you have to sleep with Zeus to get a role? That’s the original casting couch?
Educated Tatya 