I’ll have something good tomorrow, promise
T: N? He had lost his mind.
T: Yeah, like seriously. He’s better now.
A: How do you treat something like that?
A: Wow. His Facebook messages were okay, man.
Ah, when to the heart of man
Was it ever less than a treason
To go with the drift of things,
To yield with a grace to reason…
Internet access was shaky yesterday. Which is just as well because I had nothing to say or show.
Smile at people. Like them. Be helpful. Accumulate worth. Always agree, always be helpful, always be becoming. Never frighten anyone
M: Look at this cathedral. You’re supposed to contemplate on certain questions at certain questions. There’s a map!
J: I can do that here.
M: But you’ll find answers there. Like what God wants you to do.
J: I know what god wants me to do. He wants me to have babies. Lots of fat babies.
M: That’s your divine purpose?
J: That’s right. He said go forth and multiple. And he didn’t mean maths.
M: What if he did mean maths?
W: We thought you didn’t want to come out for a smoke.
K: I didn’t know how to start the next para.
It’s very important for me to be entertained at my work place. The jobs that I wanted to quit within months of joining were not the ones that paid the least or demanded the most — they were those where colleagues were humorless or uninteresting.
A 14-hour ordeal can be looked forward to when there are colleagues make inappropriate jokes, are quick on the uptake, cross-reference across mediums, up for pranks, don’t take themselves too seriously, and are enthusiastic about food.
It’s what I love about my office.
You know what would be a good Facebook ap? A name tag. Like photo tag. So you know when your friends are talking about you.
Like: See conversations about Educated Tatya. Or Educated Tatya has just been mentioned in a private conversation between Colleague and The Police.
Good phrase: Towering metaphor